What's that? You want some news? Some really exciting news? HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WAS ROBBED. Is that news enough for you?

Technically I guess you could say I was burgled, not robbed, but burgled is such a stupid word. People say burglarized, but they mean their house was, not them personally. Anyway, the point is, some criminals glued open the doorlock of my building, came in after the lock was out of comission, and stole my locked bike by cutting through the lock and ran off like proverbial theives in the night. Only they weren't proverbial. They were real.

Boy is that irritating. And someone tried to steal my car last week too, wrecking my door lock. I have to say, for a city that is pretty affluent and all that, it is really annoying to have them attempt to rob me. Kind of makes me want to smash someone's head against the sidewalk, though unfortunately the only person available is me.

BASTARDS ROBBED ME. That's the point.