Would you believe I sat through Daddy Day Care? No? How about The Italian Job? Two of the worst movies I can think of, and I saw them both because I was trapped on a flight that showed them, which is a condition under which I have seen some of the worst films of my life. Daddy Day Care was so bad it hardly is worthy of noting how bad it was. All I can say about it that is vaguely positive is to note that Eddie Murphy was surprisingly young when he got started in his career, and was on SNL in his twenties, doing great stand up and funny movies all before he turned thirty. Since then he has turned out a good dozen movies which each suck worse than the last one. I don't know how he gets away with Pluto Nash, or one of the other real bottom dwellers, that by all rights should get him drummed out of the entertainment business altogether. Plus I think he still gets a few million per job. Too bad he didn't die when he made Raw, because he would be a legend, instead of going crazy and trying to cover up his appetite for transexuals by churning out crappy kid movies.

Then there is Marky Mark, who hooked out some poor Chinese guys eye before he was famous. And I don't mean that the Chinaman ever got famous. I'm saying that Marky Mark was with three friends in Boston and attacked some guy calling him a gook, and poked his eye out. ANd that man was Chinese, and as far as I am aware, innocent of being a gook. And then Marky Mark found the Funky Bunch and then he made some movies. One of which was Three Kings, which was actually pretty good. But then he turned out this piece of crap, Italian Job. And it co stars Charlize Theron, who shot her father to death in South Africa before moving to L.A. to become a movie star. And you could almost forgive her for it, since she is pretty. But boy oh boy can she not act. Luckily I out smarted those stupid suckers on the airlines and didn't pay the five dollar fee, since I cleverly used my own pair of head phones I brought with me. And to make victory sweeter they were headphones I stole from a United flight. I think if you pay 400 dollars for a flight, they should at least give you some crappy foam headphones. Not into that. But my headphones were only mono, though even it one ear, those movies sucked.