How much can I cram in one flimsy, long overdue page? I have had a busy week. How about I start with a guy who looked like the leader of North Korea, dying on the plane today, right next to me. He just lost his pulse, then everyone went nuts yelling, and they got a doctor who used the defibrillator for about a half hour while he was lying in the aisle with an oxygen mask on. I think they brought him around, though he was still faint, or in a coma or whatever, but I fear he is dead by now. He was pretty inert the whole flight. Poor fella.

Then there was much other excitement going on, like when I was in Montreal on Friday, and the Cirque Du Soleil was in town, across from my hotel, which is the source to which I attribute the incredible, all night marathon porno sex noise that kept me awake coming from the next room to, since those acrobats have to stay in shape. But Montreal was nice, as usual.

There was also Chicago, which was typically unpleasant. Did you know Chicago eats the most Twinkies per capita of anywhere? Easy to believe if you go visit.

And before that was LA, where I walked around Runyon Canyon and went to a farmers market with Sam and Clair and the very large baby Jack. Not large meaning fat, large as in tall. All told, its been quite a week of running around.

But so much more to tell, and all of it unleavened.