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two thirty three after a brief hiatus, I'm back and better than ever.
two thirty one desperate times call for desperate measures.
two thirty a man can not escape his destiny
two twenty nine the funny thing about cancer
two twenty eight one crazy mother
two twenty seven discover dogs!
two twenty six lambchops on fire
two twenty five nascar is bad
two twenty four new york is good
Two twenty two a short animation featuring the Daily Show
Two twenty one a short animation featuring Karl Rove
Two twenty my life among the hot tubbing xxy set
Two nineteen a long, but somewhat interesting day.
Two eighteen not to brag, but my newest friends are pretty cool.
Two hundred seventeen 226 Ashbury
Two sixteen smells!
Two fifteen story
Two fourteen running
Two thirteen I'm into this new thing where I do short animations, like this one about surgery.
Two twelve exhibit A: corpus delecti
Two eleven Boy, it sure is exhausting to be alive.
Two ten The fans have spoken! Both of them. And even though I was told that this isn't a blog, I was encouraged to continue it. So I did.
Two hundred nine post nasal drip resulting from Hollywood trip.
Two hundred eight one dog paw broken. one cell phone, also broken.
Two hundred seven ha. we are dancers
Two hundred six many things have occurred
Two hundred five a walk in the woods.
Two hundred four my contact lens was burning like fire, but aside from that, a lovely day a parade
Two hundred three the return of my honey was signalled by the washing of the bedsheets
Two hundred two murder at 72nd Street.
Two hundred one felt a little weird about a guy who looked like me I met at a bonfire. got over it.
Two hundred a week with a lot of running around
One ninety nine freezing to death in the bay, almost. plus some updates about animals.
One ninety eight my civet farming scheme moves one step closer to reality
One ninety seven do yourself a favor, don't see Sin City
One ninety six a person should only eat so much pineapple in one day.
One ninety five despite my active lifestyle on the weekends, I am surprisingly not in very good shape.
One ninety four flame grilled pineapple al fresco
One ninety three of waterfalls and dying cats
One ninety two Garden State of mind
One ninety one trouble in traffic
One ninety so I am the luckiest guy in the world, in terms of who I am married to
One eight nine sometimes your mom eats a needle
One eight eight with this, I write you from a restaurant
One eighty seven ode to Montreal
One eight six with the cab driver I met
One eighty five eating with the one I'll call "Raul"
One eighty four some thoughts on the Gates, Tolstoy and salmonella
One eighty three in which two wrongs sort of make a right.
One eighty two in which I am met by two vagrants, as well as Ryan Seacrest.
One eighty one insofar as I didn't want a fish anyway, it all worked out.
One eighty I encounter an impressionist by the sea
One seventy nine a few thoughts on big ideas, colonics and buzzers
One seventy eight the difference between a chav and coconut
One seventy seven really, I see nothing wrong with buying canned beans.
One seventy six Robbed! I was robbed! Or my bike was stolen.
One seventy five in which I pine for my honey, and consider the work of Thomas Aquinas
One seventy four the episode in which I briefly review the food at the Cheesecake Factory
One seventy three on the bright side, there is always babies and cookies
One seventy two have you ever read Rimbaud's A Season In Hell? I just went through it.
One seventy one a special flash back issue, to about two months ago, to a controversial art show
One seventy o Christmas!
One sixty nine honey got a rib out
One sixty eight eat Veat.
One sixty seven my honey feeds me bugs
One sixty six a Friday to remember
One sixty five something about testicles
One sixty four will have rib removed. send cash.
One sixty three late reflections on the election
One sixty two boat building training class
One sixty one my dinner with doctors
One sixty my beautiful feet, in a boat
One fifty nine visit the La Brea Tar Pits
One fifty eight news about costuming the Graf Baby
One fifty seven my day at the beach
One fifty six my new friend
One fifty five really, how often do you eat bhutanese tea salad?
One fifty four autumn is the season of regret
One fifty three the debate
One fifty two jury poo
One Fifty One does the word pampliset mean anything to you?
One Fifty dolphin swim and boat club's newest member
One forty nine dolphin swim and boat club's newest potential member
One forty eight delightfully, nothing terribly wrong happened in New York during the RNC.
One forty seven scenes from the dominion of Canada
One forty six on dinner eating
One forty five some time has passed with no news
One forty four A handy self test included!
One forty three A bull fight with portuguese people
One forty two Sharkter, thy name is Angela.
One forty one evening comes to San Francisco
One forty it is important to beleive that someday we will look back and laugh
One thirty nine a near miss with nameless perpetrators
One thirty eight independence day in Los Angeles
One thirty seven A day at the races
One Thirty Six the other Montclair
One Thirty Five some highlights of my soujourn east
One thirty four I believe I saw Colonel Quaddaffi jogging.
One thirty three a quick trip to Montreal.
One thirty two Who wants to marry a criminalillionaire?
One thirty one run for your life
One thirty doesn't it seem like OJ was probably guilty after all?
One twenty nine of bowling and the san francisco art scene gone wild!
One hundred twenty eight my version of saving a life at the beach
One hundred twenty seven a skunk almost sprayed me good.
One hundred twenty six naturally, I picture Larry Hagman naked
One hundred twenty five often, I am called upon to attend up two two parties a day
One hundred twenty four : a life of serving vegetable nuggets isn't so bad
One hundred twenty three : another passover in the wilderness of california
One hundred twenty two : an account of how I eat cake at my job
One hundred twenty one here's a special treat: a brand new comic for you.
One hundred twenty some stuff that has been happening lately
One hundred nineteen the latest most updated news about my poor hiney
One hundred eighteen the essential point is that I am cool, while Magaret Cho is not
One hundred seventeen how to thrive
One hundred sixteen I eat the cheese
One hundred fifteen you ever hear of Paget Von Schlatter Syndrome?
One hundred fourteen not liking the fog of war is what I did
One hundred thirteen a brief trip to new york
One hundred twelve a bad video editing facility
One hundred eleven valentines day special
One hundred ten the kind of evening when some broad recites her bad poetry.
One hundred eight Sometimes I get to thinking the world is in need of some repair.
One hundred seven the graf baby.
One hundred six In a sense, I have danced with Shania Twain
One hundred five an ice cream truck that is also a flame thrower
One hundred four possible poisioning!
One hundred three scorpions attack!
One hundred two you just don't see horses pulling harnesses along the beach that often.
One hundred and one Some advice I got.
One Hundred do you know the way to Santa Cruz?
Ninetynine I built a wall and my hoiny come back.
Ninetyeight the best new year's ever.
Ninetyseven the best christmas ever.
Ninetysix Saddam is no more. And the farm is burnt.
Ninetyfive A visit to to Alcatraz, whereupon I saw a frightening Albino.
Ninetyfour A visit to the Swedes, and thence to the conservatory of flowers.
Ninetythree guess what? I just sold some more books.
Ninetytwo gruesome talk of severed fingers and dune buggies
Ninetyone a glimpse into my wild nightlife activities
Ninety Thanksgiving in Marin County
Eightynine poor dead JFK
Eightyeight the salmon staircase run
Eightyseven a bit of the ultraviolence
Eightysix I will rack your pipes good.
I've been a little busy putting my dad's poetry up.
Eightyfive Still more Tim O'Brien talk. Plus! Tractors!
Eightyfour Flying coast to coast, on a weekly basis.
Eightythree I almost met Fred Savage!
Entryeightytwo Tim O'Brien is possibly not as nice as I thought. Plus my dad got a poem into the NYTimes.
Entryeightyone I would like to say that I think Tim O'Brien is very nice, even though he's Irish.
Entryeighty so far, everyone seems to like the book
Entry Seventynine I hope you are happy now that the governor of the fifth largest economy in the world is Arnold
Entry Seventyeight I am becoming a woman
Entry Seventyseven Eddie Murphy fell off hard
Entry Seventysix on returning to New York, the Greatest City on Earth
Entry Seventyfive back off, chain monkey
Entry Seventyfour for an exploration of what's wrong with wearing suits
Entry Seventythree rny kfc spot, fashizzle
Entry Seventytwo School Daze
Entry Seventyone stinky.
Entry Seventy I went to Burning Man, yet I did not attend Burning Man.
Entry Sixtynine the Chagall exhibit
SPECIAL ENTRY this isn't really ready yet, but you can look at the new design.
Entry Sixtyeight If this isn't poison oak death, then what is it?
Entry Sixtyseven Thoughts on not being as clever as previously supposed
Entrysixtysix Graf totally redeems himself.
Entry Sixtyfive Graf torpedos me, but good.
Entry Sixtyfour some naked dude getting subdued
Entry Sixtythree for the love of God! I need some sleep!
Entry Sixtytwo please let me sleep
Entry Sixtyone Tibetan beach blanket party
Entry Sixty all dressed up to look like gary cooper
Entry Fiftynine a life without the transcendent is unbearable
Entry Fiftyeight spellbound
Entryfiftyseven believe me, that was some good pizza that I made
Entry Fiftysix a chicken and a bear
Entry Fiftyfive a walk in the woods
Entry Fiftyfour strolling through the park
Entry Fiftythree yogurt class
Entry Fiftytwo delicious berries
Entry Fiftyone rapists annoy me
Entry Fifty a bird spends its life flying around. it's just what they do.
Entry Fortynine farmer's market
Entry Fourtyeight Ethiopian food and so much more
Entry Fourtyseven only he best crackers ever
Entry Fourtysix don't go see Bruce Almighty
Entry Fourtyfive please bear with me for some cinema
Entry Fortyfour honey's on the moon
Entry Fortythree a squid kite
Entry Fortytwo bad pizza is easy to find.
Entry Fortyone everything looks better underwater
Entry Forty do you know what happens to nosey people?
Entry Thirtynine art is good
Entry Thirtyeight rob and his crainium
Entry Thirtyseven perhaps you would like to read the work of a man preoccupied with wrapping Roy Orbison in clingwrap?
Entry Thirtysix rural freakout
Entry Thirtyfive let my people go
Entry Thirtyfour perhaps you like Klaus Kinski?
Entry Thirtythree dude, everyone loves puppies
Entry Thirtytwo slouching toward Los Angeles
Entry Thirtyone time for some film reviews
Entry Thirty dental torment. also, retroactive clarification.
Entry Twentynine don't favor guns. never did, never will.
Entry Twentyeight did you know april is community service month?
Entry Twentyseven a dangerous Viet Namese mission
Entry Twentysix when they come for you, how you gonna come?
Entry Twentyfive not to brag, but this one has geysers and fainting goats
Entry Twentyfour free-form, possibly incoherent, self righteous anger about the war. no pics
Entry Twenty three behold, the banana slug
Entry Twentytwo all talk, no pictures.
Entry Twentyone still more pictures, though soon I will get back to writing more
Entry Twenty at this point I stop talking so much and rely on pictures more
Entry Nineteen hipsterism in exile.
Entry Eighteen don't read this. its just me ranting about politics. seriously.
Entry Seventeen eat brussel sprouts and drink Dr. Pepper
Entry Sixteen regarding meeting famous people
Entry Fifteen mo money, mo hairy
Entry Fourteen on eating a makerel
Entry Thirteen Francis Ford Coppolla's pizzeria
Entry Twelve blackout
Entry Eleven I encounter deer
Entry Nine con Graf!